Whale Madness

by RosteB on Jul.21, 2010, under Random thoughts, roste beefe

 Holy crap this seems serious.  If I only knew how to figure out meters.  I’m guessing though that whale at least 3 feet long.  That is a big frickin whale!  Damn South Africans and the metric system.   — Roste Beefe
Get the net!

Get the net!

by Jennifer Carlile
msnbc.com
updated 7/21/2010 10:04:05 AM ET

A South African couple was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht.

“We were watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said Cape Town Sailing Academy Administrator Paloma Werner, who was enjoying a Sunday sail with her boyfriend and sailing instructor, Ralph Mothes.

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from us, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but we didn’t think we were on a collision course,” she told msnbc.com.

The young Southern Right Whale was longer than their 10-meter yacht — most likely between 11 and 14 meters — Werner said.

“My boyfriend told me to go to the other side of the boat,” she said, explaining that they thought it would dive under their vessel.

“All I heard him say was ‘Oh sh*&,’ and I saw the whale come out of the water and crash against the mast of the boat.

“I ducked behind the coach house and my boyfriend ducked behind the steering wheel and we saw the mast crashing toward us and the whale slip back into the water,” she said.

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“Bits of black whale blubber and barnacles,” were strewn on the boat deck, but the couple did not see any blood in the water.

“The whale might have gotten a scratch and a bump on its head, but it surfaced again, so we don’t think it was harmed,” she said.

Adrenalin propelled Werner and Mothes through the next few minutes of checking the structure the boat for damage and leaks. Fortunately, the steel vessel did not take on any water and they were able to navigate it back into Table Bay Harbor.

“Only that evening did we really think about it, and when we saw the photo (taken by a tourist in a nearby boat) in yesterday’s paper did we realize we were lucky to be alive,” Werner said.

“If it would have crashed into the cockpit it would have sunk the boat.”

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Wait a minute… Is that the same Lindsay?

by ccwriter on Jul.21, 2010, under Celebrities gone crazy, Talent Evaluation

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While I can’t suggest she is necessarily back or entirely with it, I thought I was ready to close the door on any kind of fascination or fantasy of Lilo.  After looking like a wreck of a worn out crack ho for the last couple years, she pulls a fast one showing up for her prison stay looking crazy hot for a chick who I figured was done.  Guess Lilo will be bringin it to Cell Block “G”…Enough already, the pics speak for themselves. — CCWriter

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CAT 3, MAN 0

by RosteB on Jul.21, 2010, under Uncategorized

I would of killed it the first time.  – Roste Beefe

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Elderly man accused of trying to kill family cat

By STEFANIE SCOTT

Posted: July 20, 2010 |(25) Comments

A 75-year-old Wauwatosa man could face felony charges of animal cruelty for attempting to stab the family cat to death in his backyard Friday morning.

According to Wauwatosa police:

The 2-year-old cat had bitten the man’s wife a few months ago. The woman had an infection as a result of the bite and spent a week in the hospital recovering.

On July 1, the cat again bit the women when she tried to pet the animal. She was again treated by a doctor and had to wear intravenous medical equipment on her arm to protect against infection.

Because of those incidents, the couple decided to take the cat to the humane society and have it euthanized. At least that was the wife’s plan.

But those plans apparently changed.

On Friday, the wife woke at 7 a.m. to her husband yelling that he had injured himself while trying to kill the cat. He was taken to the Zablocki Veterans Affairs Medical Center, where he was treated for two deep cuts to his hand and a severed tendon.

The man told officers he loved the cat, but considered it vicious because it had hurt his wife. He stabbed it several times and cut himself in the process.

The cat ran away after it was injured.

The district attorney will decide this week whether to charge the man.

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Great Show

by RosteB on Jul.20, 2010, under Uncategorized

jill wagner host of wipeout

jill wagner host of wipeout

My kids like the show wipeout.  I can’t say I hate it.

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SHUT UP AND GO AWAY

by RosteB on Jul.20, 2010, under Uncategorized

So Jordan wouldn’t of played with Magic?   And Barkley stayed on the 76ers because of his loyalty.  riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.  Didn’t you force your way to the Suns?  You would of loved to play with Jordan. 

Dudes, that was a different era.  You wanted to win.  You would of done anything to win.  And remember the dream team all buddy buddy.  You all are not Ted Williams. 

Now I’m not saying JudasJames.com is classy or anything.  I just think Jordan and Barkley should shut the hell up.

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THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY

by RosteB on Jul.19, 2010, under Celebrities gone crazy, roste beefe

I can’t believe what sex, drugs, and a little rock and roll do to you.  I’m from Wisconsin, I know what ice cream can do to ya, but wow.  I kind of forgot she was cute.

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Dear Lilo,

by Stevegoat on Jul.11, 2010, under Celebrities gone crazy, Chicks, Talent Evaluation

Lilo in better times.....you cant deny this talent..awesome front court as well.

Lilo in better times.....you cant deny this talent..awesome front court as well.

Ok Lilo….that’s enough. Do you expect the nation’s sympathy when you write “f#&k you” on your fingernail? TO THE JUDGE WHO CONTROLS YOUR FATE?

Lilo, Lilo. There has always been something about you. Your kind of hot. In a cigarette smelling, Chic Heroin look way, but I have to knock you off my “Celebrities I Would” list. You have just gone too freaking crazy, your nuts. Seriously, you have lost all touch of reality (if you ever had any). Are you really surprised that, after violating your probation, making a mockery of your punishments and simply refusing to get help, the judge threw the freaking book at you? I’m not.

Finally being held accountable. The look is priceless

Finally being held accountable. The look is priceless

 

 

The pictures are priceless, they really are. You just cant believe that you didn’t get away with it can you? You, little precious mean girl, are being held accountable for your actions……welcome to the real world LiLo.

Then, then, THEN, you fire your poor attorney? O.J.’s defense team couldn’t have saved you.

I hope that you learn from this, because there is still a ton of potential and talent that, with a little cleaning up, can shine again.  Clean up Lilo, please, men like me need hot celebrities to look at.

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Good for you Gilbert

by RosteB on Jul.09, 2010, under Niner

Author: Niner

Now this is how a GM should blast a freaking traitor. I’m so sick of people in sports pulling punches and being P.C. Your athletes, your owners, say what’s on your mind. I love the Cavs now;

 Cavs owner Dan Gilbert was as upset as anyone. He posted an open letter to fans on the team’s website ripping James and told The Associated Press he believes James did not play up to his abilities in Cleveland’s second-round loss to Boston.

“He quit,” Gilbert said in a phone interview. “Not just in Game 5, but in Games 2, 4 and 6. Watch the tape. The Boston series was unlike anything in the history of sports for a superstar. … People have covered up for him for way too long.”

Not Gilbert, not anymore.

“As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier,” Gilbert wrote. “This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his ‘decision’ unlike anything ever ‘witnessed’ in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment. Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

“The self-declared former ‘King’ will be taking the ‘curse’ with him down south. And until he does ‘right’ by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

“Just watch.”

 Teddy T should have said something similar about Favre consistently choking…….

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